Can I call in sick to work, so I can sit at home and watch esports all day? I consider this addiction I have to be a medical issue, in that I feel a slight nausea at the thought of going to work and missing…

There’s a saying where I come from: ‘a rolling armadillo loses its shell’. Alright, it doesn’t translate from my native tongue nearly as well as you might think, and you sort of have to experience over twenty years of annual armadillo celebration festivals to really…