Wizards and Mechanics

Bernard the All-Powerful, or Bernie as his friends would call him, was a gentle soul. When you lived for thousands of years, it was difficult to take anything or anyone too seriously – including yourself. Sure, he went power hungry a few centuries ago, but…

Concerned Sister

My sister worries me, sometimes. In most areas of her life, she’s got it together far more than most, but in others she shows a disturbing level of neglect. For example, she’s completely useless when it comes to maintaining her car, which she has literally…

Advice Needed

Dear readers: I have a weird question to ask. I’m reluctant to ask anyone I know personally in case I sound like a fool, but I’m genuinely in need of an answer. I’d rather not spend hundreds of dollars on bananas for no reason, let…

I Truly Connect With Car People

  How cars work has always eluded me, so this is the perfect opportunity for me to learn a little bit more about them, AND make my musical more relatable to the modern, ordinary folk. For you see, I’m not so trapped in my performing…